Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end a fool on the other.
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic:
A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their
mouth.
Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than
you actually do.
Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.
Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls
into a river.
Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in
midway "See I am not injured yet."
Divorce:
Future tense of marriage.
Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father:
A banker provided by nature.
Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you
are early.
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your
confidence after.
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end a fool on the other.
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic:
A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their
mouth.
Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than
you actually do.
Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.
Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls
into a river.
Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in
midway "See I am not injured yet."
Divorce:
Future tense of marriage.
Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father:
A banker provided by nature.
Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you
are early.
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your
confidence after.
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